Jess's definitions

face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

by Jess November 18, 2003

rainbowing

when different girls each put on different color lipsticks and suck a guys dick and leavs a mark of the lipstick color on it

"yo dude i went rainbowing last night with jess, jess, lis, and kira!"

by Jess November 14, 2003

happy powder

Powder that makes you happy. It can only be bought by the man in the alley way.

Jessie Sue is happy because she just had some happy powder.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Vocab Monkey

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.

Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.

by Jess October 20, 2003

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003