tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 14, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 18, 2004

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 16, 2004

nympho

Your mom. So basically A slut , whore, or hoe that wants to have sex all the time.

Your mom's a Nympho, and never has to be asked to have sex.

by Jess February 24, 2005

Ghandi

Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.

Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH

by Jess February 25, 2004

the fast and the furious

describes something that is full of speed and excitement

It's not a relaxing driving- it's pretty fast and furious.

by Jess December 21, 2003