uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 02, 2006

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 18, 2005

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

potianist

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

by jess September 29, 2004

Vocab Monkey

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.

Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.

by Jess October 20, 2003

dubbing

tickle the head of the penis with your toungue

i was dubbing joe
also...joe was dubbed
or would u like me to dub you?

by jess April 04, 2003