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Definitions by Jersey kid

- People who try to be something they are not.
- People who have no idea what they are talking about.
- Insecure people who try to hard to fit in

Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.
Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me!!

Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".
poser by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

movietard 

Someone that lacks knowledge about movies
Kendra: Hey wanna go to the movies to see Illegally Blonde?

Monique: Bitch you mean Legally blonde? It came out like two years ago, you are a movietard!
movietard by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

video hoe 

Girls who have sex with Casting directors to get jobs and money. These video hoes are in Hip-hop videos shaking there ass. NOTE IMPORTANT!!!!! Not every girl in a video is a video hoe. Video hoes have sex with the director and other people. Video models are just dancers that want exposure through hip hop music.
Video Hoe: I just had sex wit tha direcor Ima make some money

Video Model: I work hard and I'm a dancer. I see hip hop as way to make it big time.
video hoe by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

dirty south 

Nickname for the Southeastern U.S states; North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Virginia, Texas (Not southeast but still part of the dirty dirty), Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi. Major cities are; Atlanta, Charleston, Houston, Montgomery, Miami, etc.
I from Jurzee but I still love the dirty south. How could you hate cities so great?
dirty south by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Clean North 

Northeast States of U.S; Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Conneticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland. Some Major cities are; New York City, Philly, Boston, Newark, D.C and Baltimore.
Kid: I rep the Clean North, NY where you at?!??!

Kid 2: I reside in the Dirty South, ATL ya Feel Meh!??!
Clean North by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

hood model 

a hot girl living in the hood. She always looks good and has an amazing ass. She never trips and is always the baddest bitch.
Monique is a hood model, she beat a hood rat down, drank 14 shots, and still looks fucking amazing.
hood model by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
Includes; Spanish, Portugese, and Italian. It is not the same as Latino. Latino means people of North, Central, and South America that speak Spanish. Italian is definiley latin because it was the offical language of the Roman empire and where Italian derived from. With big lips, black hair, beautiful tan skin, and bright brown eyes, Latins are among the hottest people.
Mario is Latin because he's Italian.
Esteban is Latin because he's from Spain.
Nuno is from Portugal is he also Latin.
Pablo is Mexican and Costa Rican, he is Latino because he is not from Europe, he speaks a different dilect of Spanish, and he is a mixed race.
LATIN by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007