Jersey kid's definitions

HBIC

An acronym that stands for Head Bitch in Charge, made popular by Miss New York AKA Tiffany Pollard of Flavor of Love and I love New York.

New York: I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

myspace

Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.

Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce

Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.

Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.

by jersey kid January 28, 2008

stereotype

An idea used because you don't understand something someone different does. Ex. You may think all Jamacians smoke weed, while in reality it's part of their religon, and they're Rastafarians. Ex. You may think Italians all have dark hair/skin, while in reality, that's only southern italians while Northern Italians can have blond hair and blue eyes. You may think Southern people are all stupid, while in reality, they just have an accent, so do most people. You may think Northern people all live in big cities and are stuck up, while in reality a lot of us live in suburbs and we are pretty low key people. You may think California is all beaches, while in reality is has beautiful beaches, large cities, ghettos, desserts, and shitty places. You may think that people from Jersey say "Joisey" but in reality we say "Jurzee". There are millions more, but yeah sterotypes are used to identify people you don't understand.

Stereotypes may contain some true facts but overall they exaggarate and generalize way too much.

by jersey kid January 16, 2008

shawty

A hot female or your girlfriend. This term origniated in Atlanta but due to rap music's popularity it has spread to different parts of the U.S generally used in the south tho.

What it do shawty? Ay shawty you so fine. etc.

by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008

haterade

a metaphorical drink that haters sip on.
signs of abuse of haterade are;
1. Cock-blocking
2. Shit talking
3. Playa hating

Ay keep sippin' on your haterade, dumbass hater

by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007

twista

The fastest rapper, he comes from Chicago.

Kid: Who's that fast rapper from Chicago?

Kid 2: That's twista

by Jersey Kid March 10, 2008

trendy asian

A trendy asian girl will have high fashion from Tokyo or Shanghai. They usually carry around a designer bag, and have a hi-tech cellphone that they constantly text on. They are very stylish and urbanized, and like taking pictures on their new digital cameras.

Trendy Asian: I love this new handbag imported from Tokyo and check out this hi-tech cellphone!

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008