A massive radio-cassette player, usually carried by stoned and thuggish black youths.
"Look at that cocky twat with his Brixton briefcase blaring out niggershit"
A useful generic term for anyone who's dull, dirty, mentally retarded and stinks a bit. Derived from an episode of the Young Ones (British comedy series c.1983).
"Spazbecker the dull!"
Very very shit nu-metal / skate / grunge band that split up acrimoniously after some gay rock magazine had the temerity to slate them. Now used as a generic term for any band that suck shit.
"Jnr Loaded were expelled from Satan's rectum"
"The Stones used to be good, they're fucking Jnr Loaded now"
A twat who thinks he's hard because he slaps women around.
"I kicked clayson's miserable fucking head in after I caught him beating on his woman"
"Nigella Lawson has lovely whabs"
An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav
doesn't get a joke.
"Well, do you get it?"
"Ah, go bollocks"
The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."