Jerk's definitions

morning glory

to wake and greet your love.

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.

by jerk October 6, 2003

blingage

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.

Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.

by jerk October 5, 2003

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

paper doll

really cool cut outs with little tabs you must be careful with in order to be able to put the clothes on the dolls
usually the clothes have stripes or flowers

i got a new set of paper dolls/
lets cut!

by jerk October 4, 2003

Striker

draagt blauw hemt, leecht porn,
verdacht goed in tfc

cl_cmdrate "0,1"
sv_warp "1"

by jerk April 6, 2003

bangin

1. something happenin
2. something hitting the door roughly

1. Dang, yo! That was straight bangin.
2. Who is bangin at my door?!

by jerk October 6, 2003

eloquence

subdued elegance

he spoke with such eloquence

by jerk October 5, 2003