Jennni's definitions

dickover

What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

by Jennni January 11, 2019

Cotton candy container

A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash

I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container

by Jennni March 27, 2021

Dickover

What you get the morning after sucking dick all night... like a hangover

" Hey, a beer cures a hangover. I wonder if more dick sucking would cure Gilda's dickover."

by Jennni June 10, 2018

High on Bird Dick

An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.

Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?

Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!

by Jennni March 15, 2018

Christ on a cracker

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

by Jennni December 3, 2019

Glenious

A person who is always going homo.

“I’m going homo” , says glenious every single day..

by Jennni August 6, 2023

defestroy

thats what the editors at urban dictionary do when they destroy my hopes and dreams for my future when they defecate all over my submitted definitions

me: i hope the editors of urban dictionary dont defestroy my hopes and dreams by denying my submitted definitions.

5th grader : maybe they should volunteer to pay a few editors from Mensa International

by Jennni March 7, 2018