An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
Get the easter-pigmug. Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.
Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"
Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."
Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"
Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"
Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."
Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"
Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
Get the hematomaniamug. Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.
Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."
Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."
Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."
by Jennifiend July 20, 2008
Get the dink dirtmug. An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend July 20, 2008
Get the easter-pig mug. Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
Get the salty beef curtainsmug. An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
Get the easter-pig mug. Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."
Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."
Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."
by Jennifiend April 20, 2007
Get the suck-fucktardmug.