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Spoof Cannon

The Spoof Cannon refers to a penis capable of projecting cum at high speeds.
Can I play with your spoof cannon?
by Jennie August 25, 2004
mugGet the Spoof Cannonmug.

Monkey Butt

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.
Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.
by Jennie August 1, 2004
mugGet the Monkey Buttmug.

inline skater

Someone who goes on Inline skates either for Artistic skating, speed skating or (most comonly) Agressive skating (sorry if I missed any out).

I really don't get why so many skaters have a problem with inline skaters. I do both. Stereotpically we both listen to the same music, wear the same clothes and are discriminated against by townies. The skate park's big enough for the both of us. I admit, inline sakting is easier than skating for the most part, but personally I found dropping in on a quarter for the first time a lot more nerve racking on my inlines than my board. You can jump off a board but on inlines you've just got to keep going. They are both good, fun extreme sports.
Why can't we all just get along????
by Jennie November 19, 2004
mugGet the inline skatermug.

Snagglebag

1. I can't come into work today, I've been snagglebagged.

2. Those terrorists snagglebagged the planes on 9/11.

3. Little Sally was riding her bike home when the ice cream man snagglebagged her and raped her. Aka Dad.
by Jennie January 8, 2009
mugGet the Snagglebagmug.

Albino Snapdragon

When a girl is giving head and the guy's about to cum, the girl chomps down on his dick and the cum squirts out into her mouth.
Did you hear that Craig got head last night from Morgan? She gave him an albino snapdragon but he still wants more.
by Jennie January 8, 2009
mugGet the Albino Snapdragonmug.

Fall out fags

A stupid term created by a jerk with no life out of pure jealousy of the talent and stunningly good looks of Pete Wentz, Andy Hurley, Joe Trohman, and Patrick Stump.
Some kid: Ew I hate the Fall Out Fags.
Me: Fuck you, you just have shitty taste in music.
by Jennie April 16, 2005
mugGet the Fall out fagsmug.

bs

bitchslap; when bitches slap yo ass real hard
guy: you fuckin mufukin`-
girl: *slaps*
by jennie October 5, 2004
mugGet the bsmug.

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