Jenn's definitions

goldschlager

true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room

as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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by jenn August 28, 2004

D.D.A.M.

Orginization, Drunk Drivers Against Mothers, MADD's opposition group

"wanna buy a cookie, the proceeds go to support my Dad's action group DDAM"

by Jenn May 13, 2005

pd

Short for Pimp Daddy

He get's all the hunnies. He must be a PD.

by Jenn May 6, 2005

Gunk

Gunk is tha Name u call someone when they are half ghetto and punk~ They like both types of music, they like the way each of the types dress and how they act. Or u can call them Phetto~~

Hey Gunk whats up?

by Jenn June 25, 2004

mega-rrhea

diarrhea that is so powerful, explosive, and often times painful that it breaks all normal standards of fecal expulsion.

"I drank 30-pack of beast ice last night and boy do I have mega-rrhea"

by jenn December 10, 2004

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

by jenn March 15, 2004

Hailie Jade

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughte. im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!

(Kim) (Marshall)(Hailie)

by Jenn January 20, 2004