bonus

Used to describe an erection, penis, or a lass's boobs.

Hes got a huge bonus
Look at the bonus's on her
He got a bonus in class

by Jen January 24, 2004

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004

randy orton

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

by jen August 18, 2004

midgum tush

Came from a small boy as he was very short and cute

Matt is my midgumtush and I love it!

by Jen March 24, 2005

podine

another word for police or 5-0

'Podine is on the way to our party. Hide the keg.'

by Jen January 24, 2005

burrow

a squiggly movement to position oneself farther into a destination

'It's cold. I'm gonna burrow deeper into my blankets'

by jen March 02, 2005

shinu

Something so extraordinary it borders on the impossible.

that shinu be bomb diggety.

by Jen August 27, 2003