cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

Robocalypse

The impending apocalypse brought forth by robot kind to crush us puny humans.

Jim: Lets go to the store, that is a standard activity in 2021
Bob: OMFG ROBOCALYPSE!
Jim: Sweet jesus it has lasers!
Bob: I AM DEAD AND BEING LASER'D!
Jim: Ditto.

by Jeffy April 18, 2005

drop a larch

to defecate, take a dump, poop

"I really have to drop a larch after eating at that Chinese Buffet."

by Jeffy March 31, 2004

Profe

A Profe is a teacher at a predominately english-speaking school who instructs students in spanish. All Profe's are identical clones of each other, and in order to teach, use the same curriculum, videos, worksheets, and posters throughout the classroom. They all have excellent, but very dry senses of humor. No one is sure where the first Profe's originated, but the most wide-held theory is that they were the spawn of an english teacher and a janitor.

"Profe made us learn stories about el gatos today.'

by Jeffy February 28, 2005

itsakadoozie

slang term for the male reproductive organ called the penis. It comes from the nestle ice cream treat and is history ever since.

Brady Wells has a small itsakadoozie.

by Jeffy March 14, 2005

liquid larch

a phrase meaning diarrhea. See larch, drop a larch

"Man, after all this Mexican food, im gonna have a big liquid larch."

by Jeffy March 30, 2004

royse city

Niggers everywhere

This place is a royse city

by Jeffy February 28, 2017