Jeff Hubbard

The sexiest crab man to ever live and owner of Don’s Crabs. Is the only man to ever be born with

Jeff Hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. I wanna suck his crab claw dick so bad. Danelle is such a lucky woman.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Jeff Hubbard

Owner of Don’s crabs Towson. Is the only man to ever be born with a 25 pound cock. Spent 7 years in federal prison for crab trafficking.

Jeff hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. Danelle is such a lucky woman. I just wanna suck his crab dick.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Chocolate sexy balls

A pair of balls that are typically chocolate and sexy.

Look at garret over there with his chocolate sexy balls. I bet he gets all the bitches

by Jeff turns me on December 15, 2023

dumpster fight

A fight held in a dumpster usually behind a crab house.

Did you hear about the dumpster fight between Billy and Ben this Sunday?

by Jeff turns me on February 12, 2024

Fox 5 Gang

A lgbtqia+ rap group originating from southeast DC. Some of the well known members are Gizwop and Baby Jamo. They are well known for their flamboyant looks and lyrics about the struggles of being lgbtq.

Fox 5 Gang made me welcomed as a gay man.

by Jeff turns me on February 12, 2024