Jeff D's definitions

Tatbooty

Short for a Tattooed Booty.

Hey, did you see that hot girls tatbooty? NICE!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Nutbust

Ejaculation. "Shooting a load" - "busting a nut" - "Blowing a load" - "Shooting a wad" - "getting a load off" - etc...

Her cockgarage was so tight resulting in an epic Nutbust that was EjacuEARLY!

by Jeff D December 2, 2004

brownoser

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

Ignorgasm

When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.

Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.

by Jeff D August 13, 2005

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

FUBA

Short for "FUck BAck" which is the low back pain that results from vigorous sex or perhaps unorthodox positions.
FUBA also just happens to people that are out of shape and don't fuck enough.

Wow! I had a great time banging her last night but woke up with severe FUBA.

Recommended for FUBA -- Chiropractic & Yoga

by Jeff D April 20, 2003