Jeff D's definitions

Cuntinue

To keep coming back for the same pussy because it's so damn good.

She is so great in bed, he decided to cuntinue seeing her.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Enigman

A person that is Enigmatic. No one really knows who he TRULY is or what he's REALLY about. He's either secretive while seeming so open and wonderful by all outward appearances or the opposite; he seems to be one thing, but is really something else.

People think that Jeff is an asshole who just doesn't care based on some of his behavior, but in reality, he's an "Enigman" that's actually very sensitive at heart.

by Jeff D August 1, 2005

SCAMerica

What America seems to be morphing into where virtually everyone is trying to pull some type of SCAM on other people - all seemingly without repercussion.

Only Enron and Worldcom could happen in SCAMerica.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

brownoser

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Tatbooty

Short for a Tattooed Booty.

Hey, did you see that hot girls tatbooty? NICE!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Urban Thumb

The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.

The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.

by Jeff D September 5, 2005