scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.
Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.
by Jeff D October 10, 2005
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nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.
She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.
by Jeff D April 21, 2003
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Attacknowledgement

Complete opposite of Lacknowledgement. When someone attacks another person (physically, and/or verbally, and/or emotionally) when provoked. It can come in virtually any form at unexpected times and places.
There is simply no taking back things said & done, so the time for serious attacknowledgement may be upon us.
by Jeff D November 13, 2005
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Outcognito

One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.
J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.
by Jeff D August 04, 2005
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clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.
"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"
by Jeff D April 19, 2003
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Enigman

A person that is Enigmatic. No one really knows who he TRULY is or what he's REALLY about. He's either secretive while seeming so open and wonderful by all outward appearances or the opposite; he seems to be one thing, but is really something else.
People think that Jeff is an asshole who just doesn't care based on some of his behavior, but in reality, he's an "Enigman" that's actually very sensitive at heart.
by Jeff D August 01, 2005
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Urban Thumb

The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.
The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.
by Jeff D September 05, 2005
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