59 definitions by Jeff D
Not wanting to be perceived as ineffectual, Reggie Mortis completely lost the plot and went tormental, eventually working out a way to end the pain by taking action.
by Jeff D November 11, 2005
1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.
2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.
2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.
1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.
2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.
2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.
by Jeff D December 2, 2004
1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.
2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.
See "tongue in cheek"
2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.
See "tongue in cheek"
by Jeff D April 23, 2003
by Jeff D April 21, 2003
Ejaculation. "Shooting a load" - "busting a nut" - "Blowing a load" - "Shooting a wad" - "getting a load off" - etc...
by Jeff D December 2, 2004
Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.
Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.
by Jeff D April 24, 2003
Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....
by Jeff D February 16, 2006