Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

mouthbreather

anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.

"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."

by jeremy August 27, 2003

turd burglar

Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1

by Jeremy December 05, 2002

Bukakke

having multiple men ejaculate on a (wo)man's face

She's into bukakke

by Jeremy December 03, 2002

Clover

When you slowly kiss your way down your girlfriend's chest, to her tummy and then remove her undergarments, then kiss down to her rubix, and then do your thing.

Me: I clovered earin last night...she alarm clocked three times. it wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be.

You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.

Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.

by Jeremy October 09, 2004

SuperJeremy

Hes the next best thing to walk the super hero red carpet.

Ah guys look! There goes SuperJeremy!! I hope he saves me one day!

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

Qwel

illest rapper alive.

i can't drag you to the virus, but i can die trying, calling the truth science, born with two eyes on mt. zion, outside the chimes of thunder claps, glass and bomb sirens to unite us under government lies and cop tyrants, time find for gods the odds is i'mma die rhyming, demolishing islands of thoughts. faught for solomon's diamond, sought god for guidance, osiris out the catacombs lost in a fragile mindstate.

by Jeremy February 16, 2005