bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay
Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.
by jer May 3, 2006
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Damita Ho

1. The nickname of Janet Jackson's 2004 flopped album, Damita Jo. Named such because it sounded like a gutted and slutty version of her 1993 masterpiece album, janet.
"Omg I felt so sorry for Janet after Damita Ho bombed. She'll never recover"
by Jer April 21, 2006
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pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."
by Jer March 29, 2005
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Michael Jackson

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
by Jer March 7, 2005
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J.ho

1. A selfish girl who steps on people to get what she wants

2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
Oh My god! Did you hear about that J.ho, Latisha? She done stole all Carl's money and run off!

Latisha is a regular J.ho... she's always stealin and cheatin on somebody!
by Jer June 11, 2006
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ski bum

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.
"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"
by jer April 22, 2005
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stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.
Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha
by jer May 13, 2005
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