Jdawgthecool's definitions

Brutus

A good freind who betrays u in some way
being it with the ladies
or noobing u on Cod4


"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "

"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "

by Jdawgthecool January 8, 2009

Steve Irwin syndrome

This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears

"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

frendz zone

frendz zone is wen ur getting kinda romantic with a girl but u wait to fucking long to make a move. watch out bitches ur in the frends zone. she'll keep talking to u and mildly flirting with u. but there will be no touching and u get to hear about all the other guys she'd like to plough.
beware the frendz zone.

yh me and monica were getting close u kno getting ready to hit that . waited to fuckin long man now she wont shut the fuck up about that david cunt. im officially in the frendz zone .

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

Rule 17

Rule 17
always make sure they're dead

"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
"Rule 17....fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead "

by Jdawgthecool April 23, 2009

No heredge-Thomas

A standard with which to compare. this scale works with anyone and can never trully be beaten

"Man that girls fit"
"pfft i guess, but shes no heredge-thomas"

by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009

Cold Pussy

To go Cold pussy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state passes he is likely to regrett what he's done

Jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
Ninja_E: why man what's up
Jdawg:im fucking going Cold pussy

Ninja_E:don't do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn't do anything u'll regrett
Jdawg: i guarantee nothing

by Jdawgthecool May 25, 2009

Overaged

Old women who think they're hot and think they're totall Milfs but they're not theyre just Overaged, Old and haggered

Cameron Diaz looks so overaged nowadays but did u see her in the Mask. i just had a Bruce Willis

by Jdawgthecool July 6, 2009