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Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing
"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"
by JD February 10, 2004
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OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".
Optimus-JD rules.
by JD September 2, 2003
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tenacious d

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
by jd July 24, 2004
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MP

Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.
$300/hr w/MP
by JD March 26, 2004
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go'n git... fukt

Created back in the day, by the wasted fucks, JD & Doddy. Simplified (drunk) version of "go and get fucked!"

Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.
Minger#1: hey JD, wanna get a drink?
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*

SUCCESS!
by JD February 1, 2005
mugGet the go'n git... fuktmug.

ekahab

one who is owned by an AWP
You got ekahabed!
Damn man, You so got ekahabed!
by JD February 14, 2005
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grimace

the purple blob of joy from mcdonalds......his greatness is owed to the ability to be undefined- noone knows exactly what he or she is
grimace is purple.
by jd December 9, 2003
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