heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 05, 2005

B-Rizzle

blue rizlas

hey man, you got any b-rizzle im gonna make a blockbuster, which is a big spilf

by jc November 10, 2003

jcflyer

Misterious, Enigma, Maze

JcFlyeR is an Enigma.

by JC August 22, 2003

technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.

My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!

by jC November 02, 2004

sexalicious

Something very good or appealing, but not necessarily in a sexual way

"We won the lottery? Sexalicious!"
"That new girl is sexalicious."

by JC July 06, 2004

break wind

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.

What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?

by JC September 26, 2003