dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004
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magi

by jb February 18, 2004
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whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.
For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!
by JB February 28, 2005
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yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew
96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT
by JB March 12, 2003
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keek

that was absolutely keek
by JB June 18, 2006
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Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
by JB October 17, 2003
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dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
by JB July 23, 2003
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