Jaz's definitions

rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

pinch

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Booyie

An airhear, that when placed in water, they float.

Ashley is a booyie, She thinks 2 + 2 = 10, that is why when we went scuba diving, she couldn't go beneath the water.

by Jaz February 22, 2004

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

tight

used to describe the 'tightness' of something.

tight...like yo pussy ISN'T!

by jaz May 30, 2003