Jaz's definitions

CPT

Initials for cocks, pussies and tits. used by swingers to describe the participants and type of swinger party it will be.

Honey is that party we were invited to a CPT event?

by jaz October 28, 2004

donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

by jaz June 21, 2006

Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Panemon

The upper area of vagina close to the cervix. Too deep of penetration during sexual intercourse may cuase discomfort in this area.

That guy was huge he really did some damage to my panemon area.

by jaz October 21, 2004

pinch

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

by JAZ October 14, 2004