14 definitions by Jaydawg

Someone of either sex who is a great lay.
Dude, Janet is totally fucktastic!
by Jaydawg February 20, 2005
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A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.
Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.
by Jaydawg May 27, 2004
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constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.
you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper
by Jaydawg March 2, 2012
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Close to being a wigger but only in certain actions.
Man that was kinda wiggerish dude.
by Jaydawg May 27, 2004
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Slang for semen. From the back of a porn box. Created by porn star Erik Everhard.
Right before I came, I pulled my cock out and slathered her in hog venom!
by Jaydawg February 20, 2005
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