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N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 5, 2010
Get the Clarks mug.N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.
Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.
Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.
Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"
"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"
"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"
etc.
"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"
"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"
etc.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip April 8, 2010
Get the Sweet Industrial mug.N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 9, 2009
Get the Disco Sauce mug.Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009
Get the Murphy-tastic mug.(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.
Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.
**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.
**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."
"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"
"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"
"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 26, 2010
Get the Throw-up Cute mug.N. A person who is born out of wedlock.
Derived from the idea that the act of premarital sex is a sin and therefore a resulting baby would be from sin.
Derived from the idea that the act of premarital sex is a sin and therefore a resulting baby would be from sin.
"Brock is a sin baby and all his peers tease him because of it"
"I don't care if he's a bastard, I love me some sin baby!"
"I don't care if he's a bastard, I love me some sin baby!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 13, 2010
Get the Sin Baby mug.(N) A whore. Derived from the region of the vagina called the labia.
The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.
Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.
It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.
(Adj) Flappy
(Adv) Flappily
The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.
Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.
It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.
(Adj) Flappy
(Adv) Flappily
"Do you see Marie over there excessively kissing her new boyfriend. That woman is quite the flap."
"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"
"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"
"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 31, 2009
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