shasnuff

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat

How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

shabbat

To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made

I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 04, 2005

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005

down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

second hand fart

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)

Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P

by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005

shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis

Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005