Jay Clarkson's definitions

gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

shabbat

To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made

I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis

Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

Online Biteage

To bite someone over the internet with use of a webcam. With your mouth up close to the camera and moving it in a biting motion

He is so kinky he's into online biteage

by Jay Clarkson December 20, 2004