Jay's definitions

duece

An unattractive person, based on a scale of one to ten.

No she wasn't cute, she was a duece.

by Jay May 13, 2005

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

horno

The insasionable craving or need for something that involves either whores or porno...

Damn it, Horno Horno Horno

by Jay January 19, 2005

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

viral

Short for 'viral marketing'. An online marketing strategy that encourages people to pass on a marketing message. Amusing and low-budget, a good Internet viral campaign (e.g. "Jerry Tate: Office Linebacker") will get surfers forwarding the ad to all of their friends to others, giving the company great word of mouth.

"FWD: Check out this hilarious viral from Hyundai!"

by Jay April 14, 2004

ebo

Relating to an extacy pill (mdma)

"Hey, are you selling any ebo's at the rave tonite?"

by Jay September 7, 2003

pitote

slang in spanish for a large penis; slang derived from other slang of pito, meaning penis

chapulla mi pitote
suck my big dick

by Jay July 10, 2003