Definitions by JavaJaneOhio
malicious fecal distribution
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
malicious fecal distribution by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
pesticle
pesticle by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013
MWWM
Middle-age Woman Without Morals
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.
MWWM by JavaJaneOhio May 9, 2013
grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils
Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
Effie
A person who f*cks a lot. A person devoted to having frequent or unusual sex. Sex addict. A person who gives away sex to anyone who asks.
From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
Effie by JavaJaneOhio December 6, 2011
buzby
A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.
Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.
buzby by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011
bad for business
Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
bad for business by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011