JavaJaneOhio's definitions

pesticle

An annoying man.

That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.

by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.

Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

landslide

To win by an overwhelming majority.

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.

Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!

by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

fricker

Someone who habitually loses at gambling. Derrogatory word for a casino-fly loser.

I'm not going to that casino, it's full of frickers.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010