Definitions by Jato Unleashed

Kledhog

-Kled-hog- (n) - A name you call someone who is a complete moron, or someone who is very clumsy.

Guy 1: "This idiot tripped on air and spilled his coffee all over my new shirt!"

Guy 2: "Wow, what a Kledhog..."

Kledhog by Jato Unleashed November 23, 2009

Floppy Fish 

When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.

"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"

Floppy Fish by Jato Unleashed October 21, 2009

Bakeezee 

Buh-k-easy (n): 1) A term to describe a close friend, or family member.

2) Another term for "Bro, Dude or Man"

3) Used to show someone you trust them not to laugh when you call them this rediculous word.

(Pronounced like Bikini)

"Yo, wazzup Bakeezee"?

Bakeezee by Jato Unleashed October 6, 2009

Scruples

A new STD that can be caught by simply looking at the feet of an infected person. This strand is five times deadlier than all the STDs combine.

He's got Scruples? Good god, run away kids!

Scruples by Jato Unleashed October 5, 2009

AssTD 

An STD that you get in your ass.

How did I get an AssTD?!? I didnt have any sex!...that I can remember...

AssTD by Jato Unleashed September 25, 2009

Nutty Bob 

When you jizz in a girl's mouth, dunk your balls in and drag them across her face.

"Dude! I totally pulled off a Nutty Bob on this drunk girl I met at church!".

Nutty Bob by Jato Unleashed September 20, 2009