Definitions by Jasper LaPrizrak
Ego Snack
A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."
Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
Ego Snack by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
Turd Cooker
Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.
Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.
Turd Cooker by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022
Ball Cheese
Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.
Ball Cheese by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021
High Heater
A pitch in baseball that is a fastball, high and on the side of the plate nearest to where the batter is standing.
High Heater by Jasper LaPrizrak October 16, 2021
Popping Tongue Slap
The audible sound generated from a human tongue slapping downward into the moistened bed of the mouth during vocalization.
Christian tended to annoyingly overanunciate most words as a normal practice. However, his popping tongue slap was becoming much more than any of us could tolerate.
Popping Tongue Slap by Jasper LaPrizrak July 19, 2021
Puppet Legs
When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.
Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."
Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"
Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"
Puppet Legs by Jasper LaPrizrak July 12, 2021