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High Heater

A pitch in baseball that is a fastball, high and on the side of the plate nearest to where the batter is standing.
The pitcher nearly rearranged the batters nose with that last "high heater" he threw.
by Jasper LaPrizrak October 16, 2021
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Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.
Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.
by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021
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Puppet Legs

When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.
Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."

Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"
by Jasper LaPrizrak July 12, 2021
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S.I.B.K.

I didn't have toilet paper to wipe my sh*t ridden a*s so now I have a serious case of S.I.B.K.
by Jasper LaPrizrak March 26, 2022
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Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
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Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.
Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.
by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022
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Popping Tongue Slap

The audible sound generated from a human tongue slapping downward into the moistened bed of the mouth during vocalization.
Christian tended to annoyingly overanunciate most words as a normal practice. However, his popping tongue slap was becoming much more than any of us could tolerate.
by Jasper LaPrizrak July 19, 2021
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