17 definitions by Jason Spencer

mud eye

The asshole.

Want to see my mud eye wink?

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

giggy

See "pussy." A woman's vagina.

That girl's giggy was nice and tight.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

schmegegel

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

by Jason Spencer April 23, 2003

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 19, 2007

scrunt

Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.

That girl is such a scrunt!

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 4, 2004

dogfight

A contest between men where the objective is to find the ugliest, nastiest girl possible and invite her out. Whichever man brings the ugliest girl wins the dogfight.

John won the dogfight because his girl was completely gross.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003