Definitions by Jason Spencer

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

Gynoceros by Jason Spencer January 16, 2008

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

Celebritard by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

gravy pants 

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

gravy pants by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

Beerios by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

lois griffin 

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

lois griffin by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

dead heat in a zeppelin race 

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

dead heat in a zeppelin race by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Beeriod 

See "hangover". Feeling like shit after a long night of drinking.

A bloody mary should cure my beeriod.

Beeriod by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003