flavor saver

When a man with a goatee or beard eats a woman's pussy and does not wipe his face clean when he's done. He keeps it wet and dirty for future enjoyment.

After I ate her pussy, I wanted a flavor saver.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 04, 2004

giggy

See "pussy." A woman's vagina.

That girl's giggy was nice and tight.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

doggy water

see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.

Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.

by Jason Spencer April 17, 2003

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 19, 2007

scrunt

Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.

That girl is such a scrunt!

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 04, 2004