Jason 's definitions

laced up

When marijuana is mixed in a dutch with cocaine.

Yo this sh** is laced up!

by Jason May 21, 2004

lanner

An individual who spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, also known as a geek. This individual has no life, likes animated porn such as hentai, and has a culture on worshipping a computer. This lifeform loves to attend "parties" also known as LAN parties where geeks get together to brag about their computer specs, handdrawn girlfriends and their 1337 (elite) skills in computer games. A lanner is also a forum whore who acts like a big man from behind his comp and argues on the internet; also acts like an "e-thug."

Lanners like to beat off to handdrawn "porn."

by Jason November 20, 2003

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

by jason June 14, 2004

Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power

The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!

by Jason April 9, 2003

iron

A gat, peice, heat, or any kind of handgun.

You better watch how you step or you'll get this iron to your mind.

by Jason April 13, 2004

ride the snake

The act of shooting heroine

He's been riding the snake for about five years now.

by Jason February 5, 2005

punter

A program to flood peoples AIM or other Instant Messaging accounts. Flooding a person's account will deliberatly cause an error in the person's account, therefore causing that program to crash.

AIMPunter 2.1+ is the best punter out there. It causes everyone to be booted from online that I want.

by Jason May 13, 2005