Definitions by Jason

Ray Bans 

The Act of Pulling your Scotum over the females eyes and dropping your testicles in the two of the sockets

W00t. I just gave my mom some ray bans.

Ray Bans by Jason June 29, 2003

the one 

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

the one by Jason June 26, 2003

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

snollygoster by Jason June 25, 2003

assass 

A person who has multiple asses

That assass just got buttfucked in the face

assass by Jason June 25, 2003

smooth 

the process of smoothing; trying to get with a girl and succeeding

oh-oh smooth. Damn that is quality smooth.
Jason: (Feeling on his g/f)
Steve: Oh Oh smooth, (last name of person) smooth.

smooth by jason June 23, 2003

pimp 

something cool or bling

Damn, those dubs are pimp!

pimp by Jason June 21, 2003

Heidi

This girl that is way cool.

Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.

Heidi by Jason June 19, 2003