Jason's definitions

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

by jason June 14, 2004

Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power

The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!

by Jason April 9, 2003

flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick

by Jason December 18, 2004

jase

mullet in training

I don't remember that, must have been drinking. (points at hair)

by jason April 13, 2004

marbles

money; westcoast (Bay Area - E-40)

Where's the marbles?

by Jason November 22, 2003

Morphenomenal

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

by Jason March 12, 2004

s.o.f.a.

Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.

That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!

by Jason July 4, 2003