17 definitions by Jason Spencer

piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.

A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

doggy water

see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.

Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.

by Jason Spencer April 17, 2003

lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 4, 2004

gravy pants

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

Beeriod

See "hangover". Feeling like shit after a long night of drinking.

A bloody mary should cure my beeriod.

by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 14, 2008