JannRickles 's definitions

AT&T

The most greedy ISP ever! Buys and ruins other companies and will not expand their network while discontinuing it to others.

“Hey James! Did you hear about AT&T being so greedy after buying DirecTV?”
“Yeah! They are just a bunch of assholes!”

by JannRickles March 30, 2023

allroad

An Unreliable Sh*tbox

The Allroad Tiptronic is the worst transmission ever.

by JannRickles July 16, 2021

Generation Z

The worst generation to ever exist. They make it so you have to have social media to be in person friends with them. They also have the worst music and they should just go fuck themselves.

Hey mom, do you know that Generation Z is so bad? Yeah, they should stay the fuck away and never come back.

by JannRickles October 23, 2022

Aztek

An Ugly Pontiac sold from 2001-2005

Regular Car Reviews:
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"

by JannRickles July 12, 2021

Caca Pit

A pit filled with balls that toddlers shit in.

Max, I need to go to the bathroom. (Mom goes to the bathroom and comes back in horror to find out that Max is in the caca pit.)
Max, where are you?

Oh there you are!

OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!

Mom: Why did I have kids?

by JannRickles May 21, 2023

Boitches

Incels who call women wamen.

Stacy, your brother is kind of cute and he's cool when he hangs out with us, but he acts like a total dick when he's out with his crew of boitches.

by JannRickles June 9, 2018

Kenosha Cadillac

Any car that came out of the AMC/Chrysler plant in Kenosha, WI.

I'm driving an AMC Pacer which is also known as the "Kenosha Cadillac!"

by JannRickles November 20, 2022