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avril

a little rat-like, talentless, bipolar, Canadian girl who was told by lousy, money hungry music producers to simply be the image of the anti-britney and to therefore convert pop star fans into her genre and making "punk" fashionable and mainstream. ultimately, the female version of blink 182, which is pop-punk and is a disgrace to even be called music.


how an "Avril" can be distinguished: can not sing at all, rags on other teen girls, does not wash face, pretends she's rebellious, pretends she skateboards, wears neck ties and wifebeaters, pretends she gets a long better with guys better than girls, wears baggy pants and boxer underwear, goes psycho crazy on stage and needs to be sedated, pretends she knows what punk music really is.
i never knew a canadian can be so influential to this many impressionable americans...these are dark times in america.
by jane doe June 4, 2004
mugGet the avrilmug.

bun

n. A person (male or female) you're seeing/dating and have an affectionate relationship with. Not a one nighter or fuck buddy. Someone you don't mind hugging or kissing in public. Sometimes (in DC) used inter-changeably with "boo".
v. To meet up with the aforementioned person and do warm fuzzy couple things, such as watch a movie and/or cuddle. To bun.
N. Homie#1 - Yo, dawg, who was that girl I saw u with at the movies?
Homie#2 - Pssshh. You don't know? That was my bun.

V. Homie#1 - Ay, dawg, you hanging out tonight?
Homie#2 - Nah. I'm bunnin' with my girl tonight.
by Jane Doe January 5, 2005
mugGet the bunmug.

cock boggler

one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.
by jane doe October 18, 2004
mugGet the cock bogglermug.

asscrack

when a girl wares her paints to damn low and you can see the "V" that is made where the two butt checks come together.
Britney Speares has way to much asscrack
by Jane Doe December 14, 2003
mugGet the asscrackmug.

chemma

The ship name of the power couple emma and chaney. They are extremely hot girls who have all the guys wanting them. They are really best friends but act like a lesbian couple. usually very funny and smart.
Wow look at CHEMMA! They are looking hot today
by Jane doe April 7, 2015
mugGet the chemmamug.

jaba the slut

an unsightly large slut who has fucked up make up and hot pink stilletos. (thats a given) originated from jaba the hut.
look at jaba the slut over there eating a hoagie while pole dancing.
by jane doe October 18, 2004
mugGet the jaba the slutmug.

montpelier

the best place ever... the kids there are the shit and theyre all like my family. i hate coming back home from there it just doesnt compare.
i miss my friends from montpelier already and i havent even been home for 24 hours.
by jane doe November 2, 2004
mugGet the montpeliermug.

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