Definitions by Jamie cheeze
Count Binface
A satirical political character created by UK comedian Jon Harvey. He’s known for dressing up as a space alien—complete with a bin on his head—and running in UK elections. Right now, he’s even taking on Nigel Farage in the Clacton‑on‑Sea by‑election. By doing this, he’s basically poking fun at the political system and highlighting the current state of UK politics and the country. ATM the whole world is watching on social media for Nigel Farage to possibly get beaten by a Bin.
I can’t wait to see Nigel Farage’s face when Count Binface is elected as the new MP of Clacton-on-Sea!
Count Binface by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Friend Cull
Is essentially the process of trimming your social circle—sometimes drastically—as you gain more life experience and realize that fewer friends often mean fewer problems. It’s about choosing a simpler, more peaceful life—one with less drama, less stress, and maybe even a bit more cash in your pocket. In the end, you’re left with a smaller circle or none at all—or maybe just the comfort of your own company, your partner, your children, your pets, or the occasional conversation with a stranger in public.
“I was sick of all the users, frenemies, and backstabbers—my life was just never-ending stress with people constantly phoning me up, asking for favours, to borrow my tools or my van. In the end, I did a proper friend cull, and I’ve been living happily ever after since.”
Friend Cull by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Turkish Barbers
A popular trend of barbershops in the UK, popping up in vast numbers on UK high streets, with many shops offering Turkish-style haircuts, hot towel treatments, massages, shaves, and other grooming services. However, the media has sometimes labeled a number of them as fronts for money laundering or other suspicious activities.
I’ve just been paid, I went to the Turkish barbers, got a new haircut and shave, and now I’m feeling fresh.
Turkish Barbers by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Tube with a bunch of demons
A phrase for flying commercial, made famous by Kenneth Copeland's the viral American televangelist his quote about commercial flights after getting caught out for buying his own personal luxury pirvate jet.
Example:The reporter asked why he said, "I don't want to fly in a tube full of demons." He got angry with her and denied it, but really he was thinking, "I'm too good to be flying with these lower-class, badly behaved, rude people."
Example:The reporter asked why he said, "I don't want to fly in a tube full of demons." He got angry with her and denied it, but really he was thinking, "I'm too good to be flying with these lower-class, badly behaved, rude people."
Tube with a bunch of demons by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Legitimation
When a luxury brand licenses its name, logo, or style to a much cheaper product brand to offer a more affordable price, yet they have nothing to do with the manufacturing or sales process, it's basically their own legit version of a counterfeit.
Audemars Piguet did a collaboration with Swatch, but basically, it's just a cheap Swatch watch—a total Legitimation.
Legitimation by Jamie cheeze July 8, 2026
Veneer Breath
Refers to a type of bad breath that can develop after getting dental veneers. The small gaps between the veneers and the natural teeth allow food particles and bacteria to get trapped. Over time, this can lead to decay, bacterial growth, and a persistent, unpleasant odor
Example
"She came back from Turkey with a beautiful smile, thinking the veneers would help her dating pool, but after a while, men were put off by her bad breath caused by the dental veneers."
Example
"She came back from Turkey with a beautiful smile, thinking the veneers would help her dating pool, but after a while, men were put off by her bad breath caused by the dental veneers."
Lee: "Bruv, I want to get some of them Turkey teeth; I think they look well good—everyone’s getting them now."
Frank: "They give you veneer breath as well as ruining all your teeth. And your breath is bad enough bruv LOL."
Lee: LOL.
Frank: "They give you veneer breath as well as ruining all your teeth. And your breath is bad enough bruv LOL."
Lee: LOL.
Veneer Breath by Jamie cheeze June 12, 2026
AI Girlfriend
A girlfriend made through artificial intelligence, often used via specialized apps or platforms like Chat GPT. It’s a growing trend popular among lonely single men who lack the finances or social skills to have a real girlfriend or don’t want to deal with their drama or bad baggage.
Example "He didn't have a job and still lived at home with his parents. There was no chance of him having a real girlfriend, so he took comfort in talking to Chat GPT with its feminine voice and pretended it was his girlfriend."
Example "He didn't have a job and still lived at home with his parents. There was no chance of him having a real girlfriend, so he took comfort in talking to Chat GPT with its feminine voice and pretended it was his girlfriend."
Lee: "Bruv, a lot of these young guys don't even have a girlfriend nowadays."
Frank: "That's where you're wrong, mate—they've all got AI girlfriends now!"
Lee: "Really, bruv LOL?"
Frank: "Yes bruv LOL.?"
Frank: "That's where you're wrong, mate—they've all got AI girlfriends now!"
Lee: "Really, bruv LOL?"
Frank: "Yes bruv LOL.?"
AI Girlfriend by Jamie cheeze June 7, 2026