Definitions by Jamie cheeze
Hustlers University
Is an online course created by Andrew Tate, typically costing around $50 a month or more. At its core, it's essentially a get-rich-quick scheme that teaches things like dropshipping and crypto etc— skills you could basically learn for free on YouTube if you put in the effort. On top of that, it operates with a referral system where the more people you bring in, the more you earn—placing it in a kind of grey area that resembles a pyramid scheme.
"I'm gonna sign up to Hustlers University, it’s only gonna cost me $50 a month, and by this time next year, I’ll be driving around in a Bugatti like my hero Andrew Tate!"
Hustlers University by Jamie cheeze August 6, 2026
Pimpin’ Hoes Degree (PHD)
An online 'course' Andrew Tate created that was essentially a step-by-step manual on how to find women, groom them, and get them working on webcam sites to make you money which is highly illegal and falls under the law of pimping and sexual exploitation.
Andrew Tate really hasn’t done himself any favors by selling a course online called the Pimpin’ Hoes Degree (PHD).
Pimpin’ Hoes Degree (PHD) by Jamie cheeze August 6, 2026
Count Binface
A satirical political character created by UK comedian Jon Harvey. He’s known for dressing up as a space alien—complete with a bin on his head—and running in UK elections. Right now, he’s even taking on Nigel Farage in the Clacton‑on‑Sea by‑election. By doing this, he’s basically poking fun at the political system and highlighting the current state of UK politics and the country. ATM the whole world is watching on social media for Nigel Farage to possibly get beaten by a Bin.
I can’t wait to see Nigel Farage’s face when Count Binface is elected as the new MP of Clacton-on-Sea!
Count Binface by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Friend Cull
Is essentially the process of trimming your social circle—sometimes drastically—as you gain more life experience and realize that fewer friends often mean fewer problems. It’s about choosing a simpler, more peaceful life—one with less drama, less stress, and maybe even a bit more cash in your pocket. In the end, you’re left with a smaller circle or none at all—or maybe just the comfort of your own company, your partner, your children, your pets, or the occasional conversation with a stranger in public.
“I was sick of all the users, frenemies, and backstabbers—my life was just never-ending stress with people constantly phoning me up, asking for favours, to borrow my tools or my van. In the end, I did a proper friend cull, and I’ve been living happily ever after since.”
Friend Cull by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Turkish Barbers
A popular trend of barbershops in the UK, popping up in vast numbers on UK high streets, with many shops offering Turkish-style haircuts, hot towel treatments, massages, shaves, and other grooming services. However, the media has sometimes labeled a number of them as fronts for money laundering or other suspicious activities.
I’ve just been paid, I went to the Turkish barbers, got a new haircut and shave, and now I’m feeling fresh.
Turkish Barbers by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Tube with a bunch of demons
A phrase for flying commercial, made famous by Kenneth Copeland's the viral American televangelist his quote about commercial flights after getting caught out for buying his own personal luxury pirvate jet.
Example:The reporter asked why he said, "I don't want to fly in a tube full of demons." He got angry with her and denied it, but really he was thinking, "I'm too good to be flying with these lower-class, badly behaved, rude people."
Example:The reporter asked why he said, "I don't want to fly in a tube full of demons." He got angry with her and denied it, but really he was thinking, "I'm too good to be flying with these lower-class, badly behaved, rude people."
Tube with a bunch of demons by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026
Legitimation
When a luxury brand licenses its name, logo, or style to a much cheaper product brand to offer a more affordable price, yet they have nothing to do with the manufacturing or sales process, it's basically their own legit version of a counterfeit.
Audemars Piguet did a collaboration with Swatch, but basically, it's just a cheap Swatch watch—a total Legitimation.
Legitimation by Jamie cheeze July 8, 2026