craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

crapisms

An expression of crap

This books is filled with crapisms.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

velocicraptor

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.

Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004