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crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

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crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

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crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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velocicraptor

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

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craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

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craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

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