craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 18, 2005

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by Jamie Sommers October 18, 2005

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004