Jamie Sommers's definitions

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

velocicraptor

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

crapisms

An expression of crap

This books is filled with crapisms.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004