Definitions by Jamie Sommers

crapisms 

An expression of crap

This books is filled with crapisms.

crapisms by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crapometer 

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

crapometer by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

craptologist 

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

craptologist by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crapicide 

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.

Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!

crapicide by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

velocicraptor 

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

velocicraptor by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

crapolantern 

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

crapolantern by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

craplosion 

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

craplosion by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005