The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.
by Jamie Chennells September 17, 2008
by Jamie Chennells December 04, 2007
When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.
Jay: Damn right I did.
by Jamie Chennells December 05, 2007
When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"
by Jamie Chennells November 16, 2007