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Definitions by Jamie Cheese

Serial Killer Doctor

Serial Killer Doctor: A medical professional, like Harold Shipman, who murders there patients. This term highlights the chilling betrayal of trust between doctor and patients.
Lee: Bruv I was watching this YouTube documentary about the serial killer doctor Harold Shipman the other day—did you know he murdered over 200 elderly patients?
Frank: Yeah bruv, it's mental, init? he must of said to them Trust me, I’m a doctor LOL.
Lee: Bruv, you're a funny geezer.
Frank: LOL.
Lee. LOL.

Serial Killer Vibes

Serial Killer Vibes: Someone who seems totally normal at first, but their energy or subtle mannerisms give off a creepy, unsettling, slightly murderous vibe. They might do weird, strange things without realizing it—like picking up objects and miming stabbing motions, staring a little too intensely, or acting in ways that make want to keep your distance.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer the other day, and. You know you’ve got issues when you’re bringing a human head to work, LOL and no one even notices!
Frank: He, definitely gives off proper serial killer vibes bruv, LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

Luxury Brand

Luxury Brand:
A company that doesn’t just sell products, but sells access. Often limits supply on purpose and picks who they sell to, turning shopping into a members-only club. Brands like Ferrari, Louis Vuitton, Hermès, Rolex, and other high-end watchmakers set strict standards for their customers — money helps, but being “the right type” matters more. Break their rules, damage the image, or don’t play the game, and you’re quietly chucked out of the club.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other day, and there was this top-tier car dealer in the UK. He pulled up to the Hermès luxury brand store in alright VW Golf, and they treated him like a peasant!
Frank: I see that, bruv! And then didn’t he come back later, with his Mrs in a Bugatti? And all of a sudden, they’re rolling out the champagne.
Lee: And then he just turned around and said, ‘Nah, keep your Birkin bags!’ and walked out LOL.
Frank: Well funny, init bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Luxury Brand by Jamie Cheese January 22, 2026

Bando Famous

Bando Famous:
Refers to someone well-known for selling drugs in a “bando” (an abandoned or active crack house). It signifies street notoriety and is often mentioned in rap lyrics to highlight their reputation in the drug scene.
Lee: Bruv, I keep hearing all these UK drill rappers rapping about being "Bando Famous," LOL.
Frank: Yeah bruv, they might as well be writing out their own confessions. They never learn LOL

Lee: Init, bruv! LOL .
Frank: LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Bando Famous by Jamie Cheese January 21, 2026
Baby cap: A term in the UK referring to the limit on welfare benefits based on the number of children in a family. Initially, it restricted the amount of support a family could receive depending on how many children they had, but the cap has since been lifted.
Lee: Bruv, I've got this brilliant idea—I'm gonna find a young woman, have twenty kids, and before you know it, I'll be a millionaire, living in a mansion with a chauffeur! Now the baby cap has been lifted LOL.
Frank: Bruv, you're a funny geezer. It’s not quite that simple LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Baby cap by Jamie Cheese January 21, 2026

Crop Ripper

Crop Ripper: A type of criminal in the UK who targets illegal cannabis grows to rob them. They may place trackers on cars parked outside grow shops to locate grow operations. Crop-rippers use either stealth or force to steal the crop once it has fully matured.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other night, and apparently, this geezer tried robbing one of those cannabis grows, and he got murdered by the Albanians,

Frank: Yeah, bruv, it's a new UK crimal trend, he was a crop ripper I bet he didn't get very far just ended up RIP instead LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Crop Ripper by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

North Face Catch a Case

North Face Catch a Case:
Going out committing criminal activity while fully kitted in North Face, drawing police attention and increasing the chances of arrest or ending up in court.
Lee: Bruv, these young Lads, going out there selling drugs, doing bear crimes, all dressed head-to-toe in North Face. They look well dodgy init bruv LOL.
Frank : Init bruv. You know what they say North Face catch a case they might as well put a sign on themself saying, please nick me LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.