Definitions by Jamie Cheese
Serial Killer Doctor
Serial Killer Doctor: A medical professional, like Harold Shipman, who murders there patients. This term highlights the chilling betrayal of trust between doctor and patients.
Lee: Bruv I was watching this YouTube documentary about the serial killer doctor Harold Shipman the other day—did you know he murdered over 200 elderly patients?
Frank: Yeah bruv, it's mental, init? he must of said to them Trust me, I’m a doctor LOL.
Lee: Bruv, you're a funny geezer.
Frank: LOL.
Lee. LOL.
Frank: Yeah bruv, it's mental, init? he must of said to them Trust me, I’m a doctor LOL.
Lee: Bruv, you're a funny geezer.
Frank: LOL.
Lee. LOL.
Serial Killer Doctor by Jamie Cheese January 22, 2026
Serial Killer Vibes
Serial Killer Vibes: Someone who seems totally normal at first, but their energy or subtle mannerisms give off a creepy, unsettling, slightly murderous vibe. They might do weird, strange things without realizing it—like picking up objects and miming stabbing motions, staring a little too intensely, or acting in ways that make want to keep your distance.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer the other day, and. You know you’ve got issues when you’re bringing a human head to work, LOL and no one even notices!
Frank: He, definitely gives off proper serial killer vibes bruv, LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: He, definitely gives off proper serial killer vibes bruv, LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Serial Killer Vibes by Jamie Cheese January 22, 2026
Luxury Brand
Luxury Brand:
A company that doesn’t just sell products, but sells access. Often limits supply on purpose and picks who they sell to, turning shopping into a members-only club. Brands like Ferrari, Louis Vuitton, Hermès, Rolex, and other high-end watchmakers set strict standards for their customers — money helps, but being “the right type” matters more. Break their rules, damage the image, or don’t play the game, and you’re quietly chucked out of the club.
A company that doesn’t just sell products, but sells access. Often limits supply on purpose and picks who they sell to, turning shopping into a members-only club. Brands like Ferrari, Louis Vuitton, Hermès, Rolex, and other high-end watchmakers set strict standards for their customers — money helps, but being “the right type” matters more. Break their rules, damage the image, or don’t play the game, and you’re quietly chucked out of the club.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other day, and there was this top-tier car dealer in the UK. He pulled up to the Hermès luxury brand store in alright VW Golf, and they treated him like a peasant!
Frank: I see that, bruv! And then didn’t he come back later, with his Mrs in a Bugatti? And all of a sudden, they’re rolling out the champagne.
Lee: And then he just turned around and said, ‘Nah, keep your Birkin bags!’ and walked out LOL.
Frank: Well funny, init bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: I see that, bruv! And then didn’t he come back later, with his Mrs in a Bugatti? And all of a sudden, they’re rolling out the champagne.
Lee: And then he just turned around and said, ‘Nah, keep your Birkin bags!’ and walked out LOL.
Frank: Well funny, init bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Luxury Brand by Jamie Cheese January 22, 2026
Bando Famous
Bando Famous:
Refers to someone well-known for selling drugs in a “bando” (an abandoned or active crack house). It signifies street notoriety and is often mentioned in rap lyrics to highlight their reputation in the drug scene.
Refers to someone well-known for selling drugs in a “bando” (an abandoned or active crack house). It signifies street notoriety and is often mentioned in rap lyrics to highlight their reputation in the drug scene.
Lee: Bruv, I keep hearing all these UK drill rappers rapping about being "Bando Famous," LOL.
Frank: Yeah bruv, they might as well be writing out their own confessions. They never learn LOL
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL .
Frank: LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah bruv, they might as well be writing out their own confessions. They never learn LOL
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL .
Frank: LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Bando Famous by Jamie Cheese January 21, 2026
Baby cap
Baby cap: A term in the UK referring to the limit on welfare benefits based on the number of children in a family. Initially, it restricted the amount of support a family could receive depending on how many children they had, but the cap has since been lifted.
Lee: Bruv, I've got this brilliant idea—I'm gonna find a young woman, have twenty kids, and before you know it, I'll be a millionaire, living in a mansion with a chauffeur! Now the baby cap has been lifted LOL.
Frank: Bruv, you're a funny geezer. It’s not quite that simple LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Bruv, you're a funny geezer. It’s not quite that simple LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Baby cap by Jamie Cheese January 21, 2026
Crop Ripper
Crop Ripper: A type of criminal in the UK who targets illegal cannabis grows to rob them. They may place trackers on cars parked outside grow shops to locate grow operations. Crop-rippers use either stealth or force to steal the crop once it has fully matured.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other night, and apparently, this geezer tried robbing one of those cannabis grows, and he got murdered by the Albanians,
Frank: Yeah, bruv, it's a new UK crimal trend, he was a crop ripper I bet he didn't get very far just ended up RIP instead LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, it's a new UK crimal trend, he was a crop ripper I bet he didn't get very far just ended up RIP instead LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Crop Ripper by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026
North Face Catch a Case
North Face Catch a Case:
Going out committing criminal activity while fully kitted in North Face, drawing police attention and increasing the chances of arrest or ending up in court.
Going out committing criminal activity while fully kitted in North Face, drawing police attention and increasing the chances of arrest or ending up in court.
Lee: Bruv, these young Lads, going out there selling drugs, doing bear crimes, all dressed head-to-toe in North Face. They look well dodgy init bruv LOL.
Frank : Init bruv. You know what they say North Face catch a case they might as well put a sign on themself saying, please nick me LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank : Init bruv. You know what they say North Face catch a case they might as well put a sign on themself saying, please nick me LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
North Face Catch a Case by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026