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Real-Life GTA
A person who lives a hectic, chaotic, and erratic lifestyle, often caught up in criminal behaviour such as car theft, shoplifting, and taking or selling drugs. They typically have arrest warrants and are frequently seen being chased by the police, embodying the unpredictable, high-energy chaos of a video game. Known for being funny and entertaining, they’re usually surrounded by equally amusing characters, making their entire life feel like a real-world version of GTA.
Motto: Every day is like GTA.
A person who lives a hectic, chaotic, and erratic lifestyle, often caught up in criminal behaviour such as car theft, shoplifting, and taking or selling drugs. They typically have arrest warrants and are frequently seen being chased by the police, embodying the unpredictable, high-energy chaos of a video game. Known for being funny and entertaining, they’re usually surrounded by equally amusing characters, making their entire life feel like a real-world version of GTA.
Motto: Every day is like GTA.
Frank: Bruv, our mate Danny’s living in a real-life GTA LOL.
Lee: Init bruv. Every time I see him he’s on one, doing mad stuff bruv LOL.
Frank: He's always getting chased by the police too.
Lee: He thinks it’s well funny bruv LOL.
Frank: Cracks me up when he goes, “Every day’s like GTA.”
Lee: LOL.
Lee: Init bruv. Every time I see him he’s on one, doing mad stuff bruv LOL.
Frank: He's always getting chased by the police too.
Lee: He thinks it’s well funny bruv LOL.
Frank: Cracks me up when he goes, “Every day’s like GTA.”
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025
Get the Real-Life GTA mug.Infleecers: prominent influencers who exploits the trust of their large following by scamming them through cryptocurrency fraud, charity scams, and high-priced training schemes etc. These individuals effectively “fleece” their followers, often flaunting their wealth and lavish purchases. Sometimes, they may be caught and face legal consequences, including jail time.
Lee: Frank, this influencer says that his new crypto coin is going to make us all millionaires bruv!
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, Bruv. You know YouTube is full of these infleecers. Scammers
Lee: Really Bruv?
Frank: Yeah, they take your money and run, Bruv
Lee: Cheers. I almost remortgaged my house, Bruv.
Frank: You donut bruv LOL
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, Bruv. You know YouTube is full of these infleecers. Scammers
Lee: Really Bruv?
Frank: Yeah, they take your money and run, Bruv
Lee: Cheers. I almost remortgaged my house, Bruv.
Frank: You donut bruv LOL
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
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A UK mum who is seen out in public wearing nightwear — pajamas, dressing gowns, onesies, or slippers — often late at night at places like Tesco or the local corner shop, or even while driving around in nightwear. This can also happen when picking up the kids from school, leading to reactions from the school headmaster and letters sent home asking them to dress in casual clothes instead.
It often reflects a laid-back attitude toward dressing appropriately. It just appeared in the last decade out of nowhere. It’s a mix of laziness and an “I don't give a care” attitude. It’s looked down on by members of the public, shop workers, and other people in the UK, and is a bit of a joke.
In rare cases, they could be photographed or filmed and posted on social media — how times have changed. Wearing PJs sometimes is okay, but it can look slummy, untidy, and off-putting seeing a full-grown woman who can’t be bothered to put on a pair of jeans and a T-shirt.
A UK mum who is seen out in public wearing nightwear — pajamas, dressing gowns, onesies, or slippers — often late at night at places like Tesco or the local corner shop, or even while driving around in nightwear. This can also happen when picking up the kids from school, leading to reactions from the school headmaster and letters sent home asking them to dress in casual clothes instead.
It often reflects a laid-back attitude toward dressing appropriately. It just appeared in the last decade out of nowhere. It’s a mix of laziness and an “I don't give a care” attitude. It’s looked down on by members of the public, shop workers, and other people in the UK, and is a bit of a joke.
In rare cases, they could be photographed or filmed and posted on social media — how times have changed. Wearing PJs sometimes is okay, but it can look slummy, untidy, and off-putting seeing a full-grown woman who can’t be bothered to put on a pair of jeans and a T-shirt.
Lee: I was picking the kids up from school the other day… bruv, there were about a dozen mums outside the school gates in full-on PJs, dressing gowns, onesies — the lot. I’m thinking, was there some kind of pajama party charity event or something, Frank?
Frank: Nah, Lee, it’s just a bunch of Pajama Mums, innit? They’re on benefits and can’t be arsed to get dressed before stepping out in public, mate, LOL.
Lee: Shut up, Frank. You’re winding me up. They haven’t even got a real job! No one cares anymore. This country’s gone to the dogs. I blame social media and smartphones. I'm glad my Mrs is not a Pajama Mum, LOL.
Frank: Nah, Lee, it’s just a bunch of Pajama Mums, innit? They’re on benefits and can’t be arsed to get dressed before stepping out in public, mate, LOL.
Lee: Shut up, Frank. You’re winding me up. They haven’t even got a real job! No one cares anymore. This country’s gone to the dogs. I blame social media and smartphones. I'm glad my Mrs is not a Pajama Mum, LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 18, 2025
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