Jamie's definitions

charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?

by Jamie April 13, 2003

jay-z

Cockney Rhyming Slang; A cup of tea

"Could you make us a Jay-Z"

by Jamie October 7, 2004

disasterous

Jodi's boobs are size D40, D stands for Disasterous

In the case of Jodi's boobs, D stands for Disasterous

by Jamie February 14, 2004

FruitFli

An attractive woman who chooses to share her time with gay men. Sometimes mistaken for a faghag.

Margaret Cho, Bette Midler, Joan Rivers, Elizabeth Taylor

by Jamie April 18, 2004

mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004

Dalez

The Don A.K.A Bowss

Look Theres Dalez Being the Don

by Jamie February 5, 2004

froozled

very very high or drunk or dieing

the cop was very froozled.

i was froozled 5 times this week

by jamie May 13, 2005