When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."
Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!
by James Frost August 31, 2005
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leicester

A great town in East Midlands, soon to be dazzled by the slight of David Connelly's boots.
Martin Keowns a clever bastard dumping Arsenal for Leicester, purely because he can't hack Premiership anymore.
by James Frost July 22, 2004
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hlep

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.
"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"
by James Frost July 21, 2006
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t'internet

t'internet, short for 'the internet'.

"t'" can be used in conjuction with other words with the exception of "th'police"
It's amazing what you can find on t'internet
by James Frost April 20, 2004
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lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.
"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.
"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.
by James Frost July 21, 2006
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dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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