Definitions by James Frost

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

schooned by James Frost July 20, 2006

dinkle 

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.

Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!

dinkle by James Frost July 20, 2006

w%t 

Derived from woot, meaning "Yay" or "Hurrah"

"Sweet, we won the lottery!"
"Le w%t"

w%t by James Frost July 20, 2006

Do you want fries with that? 

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

Do you want fries with that? by James Frost July 20, 2006

caravaning 

Changed into a verb from caravan, it means to go on holiday in a caravan. It is probably one of the worst past-times known to man as fun activities include things such as emptying your excrement from the caravan or setting fire to your caravan and others by causing a chip-pan fire.

"What're you doing for the holidays?"
"We're going caravaning."
"Oh man... You have my prayers."

caravaning by James Frost July 20, 2006

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is 

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is by James Frost September 12, 2005

leicester 

A great town in East Midlands, soon to be dazzled by the slight of David Connelly's boots.

Martin Keowns a clever bastard dumping Arsenal for Leicester, purely because he can't hack Premiership anymore.

leicester by James Frost July 22, 2004