Dild

The lazy way to say "Dildo".

Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild

by James January 02, 2004

Go eat a bowl full of dicks

A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.

Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.

by James November 09, 2004

monkey

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

by James March 08, 2004

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

Garn

A cumbriran slang word for 'going'.

im garn to the shop :)

by James April 18, 2006

Ooching

Some word Pres. Bush made up to make himself look smart.

We will be ooching the enemy..wwwaahh

by James August 05, 2004

pritz

Cool

Dude isn't my new shirt pritz?

by James July 17, 2003