by James September 17, 2006
somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.
Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.
by james January 11, 2004
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I was faiched by my boyfirend the other day. We were on the phone and he told me that he really had to go (it was 12:35, mind you) because he had a class at 1:00 and didn't want to be late.
by James October 20, 2004
A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
by james November 15, 2003
The act of licking of one's ass cheeks while spreading wide on a wooden bench and trying to eat kebabs.
by James May 01, 2003
On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.
by James February 22, 2005