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Two boyfriends in deep love <33
One just calls the other a homie when he’s pretending not to be a homosexual <33
One just calls the other a homie when he’s pretending not to be a homosexual <33
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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The best lil sibling u will ever have!!
They have a great taste in movies and music and are such a vibe to hang out with!!!
If u ever meet a River never let them go because they will stick with u for life!
The best lil sibling u will ever have!!
They have a great taste in movies and music and are such a vibe to hang out with!!!
If u ever meet a River never let them go because they will stick with u for life!
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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She’s like the coolest nf u will ever meet!!!
She is an amazing catgirl and is such a vibe to hang out with!!! She always has ur back especially when people get toxic!!
Just remember to treat her the way she treats u. She deserves the same respect that she gives everybody else.
Bow down to her (ur gonna need to in order to get on her eye level cuz she’s short <3)
She’s like the coolest nf u will ever meet!!!
She is an amazing catgirl and is such a vibe to hang out with!!! She always has ur back especially when people get toxic!!
Just remember to treat her the way she treats u. She deserves the same respect that she gives everybody else.
Bow down to her (ur gonna need to in order to get on her eye level cuz she’s short <3)
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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Kiara might be short as hell but DAMNNNNN that mf fiesty!! U don’t wanna get kicked in the shins by them!!!
Kiara is a vibe fr. Being in their presence makes everything feel okay again.
They have the best humour and their docs are so cool!!!
Just don’t let them kick u! And always give them a hit of ur vape!!
Kiara might be short as hell but DAMNNNNN that mf fiesty!! U don’t wanna get kicked in the shins by them!!!
Kiara is a vibe fr. Being in their presence makes everything feel okay again.
They have the best humour and their docs are so cool!!!
Just don’t let them kick u! And always give them a hit of ur vape!!
Kiara is a bottom /j
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
Get the Kiara mug.GWEN IS THE BESTEST BEST FRIEND EVERRRRRR
U SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF THEM!!! U ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE A GWEN IN UR LIFE IF U GET THE CHANCE!!!
Their cats are superior!! Bud is a model fr
They have cool hair and such amazing style.
I would be scared to piss one off if I were u but still, such a vibe!!!
Always love a Gwen. Never let them go!
And show them the same energy they give you! They are always there for others. Now be there for them!
U SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF THEM!!! U ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE A GWEN IN UR LIFE IF U GET THE CHANCE!!!
Their cats are superior!! Bud is a model fr
They have cool hair and such amazing style.
I would be scared to piss one off if I were u but still, such a vibe!!!
Always love a Gwen. Never let them go!
And show them the same energy they give you! They are always there for others. Now be there for them!
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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She’s a babe magnet!!!
She deserves better than this world has to give her!!!!
She has amazing style and can paint cool frog boys with mushrooms!
She’s always got ur back. Don’t piss one odd she will destroy u. BUT
Be proud to know a Jess. She’s incredible and loyal and would do anything to make sure her friends are safe!
Love her. Cuz she will love you!
Give her the same love she gives you because she deserves someone to be there for her like she is for you!
She’s a babe magnet!!!
She deserves better than this world has to give her!!!!
She has amazing style and can paint cool frog boys with mushrooms!
She’s always got ur back. Don’t piss one odd she will destroy u. BUT
Be proud to know a Jess. She’s incredible and loyal and would do anything to make sure her friends are safe!
Love her. Cuz she will love you!
Give her the same love she gives you because she deserves someone to be there for her like she is for you!
Jess is a badass
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
Get the Jess mug.AMY IS THE BIGGEST BEAN IN TOWN!!
YOU CANNOT HATE AN AMY!!!
SHE IS A GODDESS!!
YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF HER!
She’s so smart and so much fun to be around!!
Shes absolutely incredible!! She always has ur back and is such a vibe to hang out with!
Her hair is very pretty and she gives u a chocolate bar on the train if she randomly got one for no reason because why not.
YOU CANNOT HATE AN AMY!!!
SHE IS A GODDESS!!
YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF HER!
She’s so smart and so much fun to be around!!
Shes absolutely incredible!! She always has ur back and is such a vibe to hang out with!
Her hair is very pretty and she gives u a chocolate bar on the train if she randomly got one for no reason because why not.
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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