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Definitions by Jake the Ninja

Love until death.

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning.
187= Street slang for murder.
831-187 by Jake the Ninja August 2, 2010

God hates you 

Dude: "Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dolla and fo' quato's popped out."

You: "God hates you."

Dude: *cries in corner*
God hates you by Jake the Ninja February 11, 2010

Urban Distraction 

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.
I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.
Dude 1: "Hey, where you from?"

Dude 2: "M-town, bud."
M-town by Jake the Ninja December 29, 2009

Fuh-Tang 

The sound a bell makes.
Dude 1: Here go hit that bell with this. *Hands Dude 2 a mallet*

Dude 2: *Takes mallet* Okay. *Hits giant bell with mallet*

Bell: *FUH-TANG!!!!!!!!*
Fuh-Tang by Jake the Ninja November 28, 2009

Dj Bubbo 

Someone with way too much self-esteem. Someone so cocky that they make three different UD accounts to try and make a name for themself.
Guy 1: Dude I think I'm the greatest producer ever.

Guy 2: Man, I've heard your beats, They're whack. You turnin into a DJ Bubbo
Dj Bubbo by Jake the Ninja November 20, 2009
Guy: "IFLYB!"

Girl: "I fuckin' love you, too."

Guy: "<3"
IFLYB by Jake The Ninja August 22, 2009