7 definitions by Jake The Ninja
by Jake The Ninja August 23, 2009
Dude 1: Here go hit that bell with this. *Hands Dude 2 a mallet*
Dude 2: *Takes mallet* Okay. *Hits giant bell with mallet*
Bell: *FUH-TANG!!!!!!!!*
Dude 2: *Takes mallet* Okay. *Hits giant bell with mallet*
Bell: *FUH-TANG!!!!!!!!*
by Jake The Ninja November 29, 2009
When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.
I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!
Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.
Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.
by Jake The Ninja February 2, 2010
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by Jake The Ninja July 29, 2010
Someone with way too much self-esteem. Someone so cocky that they make three different UD accounts to try and make a name for themself.
Guy 1: Dude I think I'm the greatest producer ever.
Guy 2: Man, I've heard your beats, They're whack. You turnin into a DJ Bubbo
Guy 2: Man, I've heard your beats, They're whack. You turnin into a DJ Bubbo
by Jake The Ninja November 20, 2009
Dude: "Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dolla and fo' quato's popped out."
You: "God hates you."
Dude: *cries in corner*
You: "God hates you."
Dude: *cries in corner*
by Jake The Ninja February 11, 2010
by Jake The Ninja December 30, 2010