Definitions by Jake in NYC

Long Dong Silver 

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.

"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."

Long Dong Silver by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005

University of Delaware 

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.

University of Delaware by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005

boner pill 

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

boner pill by Jake in NYC December 7, 2005

Hillary Duff 

A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.

Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.

Hillary Duff by Jake in NYC November 19, 2005

El Clintono 

A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.

Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?

El Clintono by Jake in NYC October 26, 2005

sokolove 

A subhuman leech who profits by trading on the misery of others. Especially with no concern for those that it is using.

That guy gets rich by using the misfortunes of those who are unable to fend for themselves. He's such a sokolove.

sokolove by Jake in NYC October 25, 2005