Long Dong Silver

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.

"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."

by Jake in NYC November 14, 2005

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 06, 2005

University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.

by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005

ute

Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.

Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.

by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006

John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.

John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005