Jake 's definitions

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

stones

balls, testicles

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Eifel 65

shit shit shit
pure shit

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously

by jake November 20, 2004

clonophobe

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.

Mary was deemed a clonophobe after refusing to support the FDA's decision of marketing cloned meat.

by Jake January 2, 2007

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

gaycore

anthonys lifestyle choice

anthony is totally gaycore

by jake April 1, 2005